Oh television....

So. Any one watched Disney Channel lately?  Oh? No? Why ever not? Oh that's right. IT SUCKS. This sentence truly is heartbreaking. But alas my friends. 'Tis true. Disney Channel sucks. Nickelodeon sucks. TV truly just (well not just. it's been like this for a while) hit rock bottom. It's tasteless. Not humorous and every character is a total moron with gazillions of dollars replacing real talent and brains. Sad huh? (Although I guess I would enjoy gazillions of dollars in my wallet....) for example:


Any one seen this? Yes? Too bad.

Now I've watched this a few times. Yeah...it's dumb. Would like that hour of my life back. But I do have something positive to say. The girl China. She is my favorite. She can actually sing. Unlike most all young actresses these days. Hooray for 21st century!


Hey guys! Lets all act like idiots! All the time! Yay!

 This show I refuse to watch. My little brothers will turn it on and I will leave the room. Sorry Carly. *insert chuckle* It fries my brain cells as I watch it.


See what I mean?

The only consolation for all this craziness though? THIS SHOW.



Even looking at this you smile. I know. The amazingness is just too much to handle.

 Say what you will about how this show is unrealisitic and for eight year olds. I LOVE IT. I actually do watch this. (When it's on. And if I have time. And my brothers aren't hogging the remote. Whoa. Come to think of if I rarely even watch this show. Oh well) Phineas is hilarious. Ferb is adorable. PLUS when he talks he has an accent! Score! And Candace and Jeremy are too funny. This is the only childrens show worth watching. For serious.
          Now that you have wasted five minutes of your life reading this totally pointless post: Go and watch Phineas and Ferb and enjoy your UEA weekend. Go procrastinate something. That's what I do ;)
And remember: Be yourself. Unless you suck.
                                                           That's my life.