Food is delicious. And can be nutritious.

           So who doesn't love food? Crazy people. People love food. We need food. We eat food. Food Food Food. But guess what? Not only can your food be delicious, it can be nutritious! Yay! See this?


Mmmm. Look at that cake.

It's raw. Ever heard of a raw food diet?  It's where dieters do not cook their food over a certain degree. See that cake. Guess what? Because it was not cooked over a certain degree it has certain ingredients. Those certain ingredients are GOOD FOR YOU. I probably just blew your mind right there. Now I'm not saying you have to go on a raw food diet to be healthy and eat chocolate cake. What I'm saying is, don't think that because you're going on a diet and want to be healthy doesn't mean you can't eat those things. Because you can. All it takes is a little effort.

That's my Life.

Oh television....

So. Any one watched Disney Channel lately?  Oh? No? Why ever not? Oh that's right. IT SUCKS. This sentence truly is heartbreaking. But alas my friends. 'Tis true. Disney Channel sucks. Nickelodeon sucks. TV truly just (well not just. it's been like this for a while) hit rock bottom. It's tasteless. Not humorous and every character is a total moron with gazillions of dollars replacing real talent and brains. Sad huh? (Although I guess I would enjoy gazillions of dollars in my wallet....) for example:


Any one seen this? Yes? Too bad.

Now I've watched this a few times. Yeah...it's dumb. Would like that hour of my life back. But I do have something positive to say. The girl China. She is my favorite. She can actually sing. Unlike most all young actresses these days. Hooray for 21st century!


Hey guys! Lets all act like idiots! All the time! Yay!

 This show I refuse to watch. My little brothers will turn it on and I will leave the room. Sorry Carly. *insert chuckle* It fries my brain cells as I watch it.


See what I mean?

The only consolation for all this craziness though? THIS SHOW.



Even looking at this you smile. I know. The amazingness is just too much to handle.

 Say what you will about how this show is unrealisitic and for eight year olds. I LOVE IT. I actually do watch this. (When it's on. And if I have time. And my brothers aren't hogging the remote. Whoa. Come to think of if I rarely even watch this show. Oh well) Phineas is hilarious. Ferb is adorable. PLUS when he talks he has an accent! Score! And Candace and Jeremy are too funny. This is the only childrens show worth watching. For serious.
          Now that you have wasted five minutes of your life reading this totally pointless post: Go and watch Phineas and Ferb and enjoy your UEA weekend. Go procrastinate something. That's what I do ;)
And remember: Be yourself. Unless you suck.
                                                           That's my life.

Why must you do that?

       Did any one else know that in Utah the teen pregnancy rate is four to five times higher than any state in the US? Hmmm? Seriously people. You are sixteen stinkin' years old. Why the crap do you have a baby?! So I want to tell you a little story of what happened today. When: approximately 12:54. (Yes, I'm totally a time nazi) Where: Pleasant Grove High School. (Odin hallway. That's right, I'm a hall nazi too)  So here I am, walking along, innocent little me of a mere fifteen years of age. While I walk I people watch. (seriously, who doesn't do that?) So I'm prancing along to the drudgery of Biology and I see this: A girl, maybe 16 or 17, holding a BABY. So I'm like "alright, okay. The chick has a baby."  And I think nothing of it. Ha. Like it's normal to have BABY in school. Whatevs. And then I hear this:

Girl that looks like a total punk with an earring on her face: "Where the *edited* are you taking my kid?"


Other chick holding BABY: "The bell rang I gotta go to class" (Psh. Cuz' normal people have babies in class all the time. What is wrong with people?!)


GTLLATPWAEOHF: "No you're *edited* not! I don't want my *edited* kid in there!!"

         At this point I'm in total shock because my naive mind is trying to process everything that just happened. Here's what I came up with; GTLLATPWAEOHF had a BABY. And she brought her said BABY to school. See why I was freaking out? Now I'm not going to judge peoples life decisions or habits. The only reason why I'm posting this is well, I basically had nothing else to say. BUT, I feel so bad for that child. I seriously wanted to take it away with me so he could be protected from everything. Protected from peoples dumb decisions to do things at the wrong time. And that's what I wanted to share today. Now any teens reading this. Please just....Be Safe. (literally)
                                                     That's (not) my life.

20 Random things about me!!

I've decided to have you ALL get to know me alot better. Maybe I've changed since I've lived in Utah!


1. I have to have my toes painted at ALL times or I'll wear a non-show-toe kind of shoe.

2. I bite my nails.

3. When it's dark, I HATE going outside. If I'm dropped off or something, I'll run to the door.

4. I HATE it when people say "I'm hyper" If you're really THAT hyper to declare it, I think we know.

5. I hate big long narration in a book, I'll skip to the dialogue, and then have to go back and read it because I don't know what's going on.

6. My mom thinks that I have anxiety, because I worry what my brothers are doing bad ALL the time. But really, who knows?

7. I'm VERY flexible. I can do the splitz all three ways. ( yes infact there are three ways ) I can do backbends, back-walkovers, front-walkovers, lots of stuff.

8. I would rather be ugly and comfy then glitz and glamour and about to die of pain.

9. I have to cross my legs when I sit. Or sit criss cross. I just can't sit there with my legs dangling.

10. I HATE canned oysters.

11. I like just about any food. Except #10, obviously.

12. I wear a CTR ring all the time. One time I took it off and I couldn't handle it, I had to put it back on.

13. I'm a fast reader. I read two 200+ page books in the last two days. And it only took me about whole 24 hour day to finish Breaking Dawn.

14. I'm addicted to Orange juice and Sunkist. Don't ask me why, I don't know.

15. I LOVE shows like Bones, House and C.S.I.

16. I HATE movies like The Last of the Mohicans, and Braveheart.

17. It freaks me out when people eat things off the floor. You're own house, fine, go ahead. But somewhere else, I'd die.

18. I want to have a total of seven kids. Why, you ask? Don't know.

19. I would LOVE it if my hair stayed blonde. I LOVE blonde hair. And, CURLY hair. So...I wish I had Taylor Swift's hair.

20. I always wear my charm bracelet. I only has like two links that are actual charms, but I always wear it.

Well, aren't I random?

My Agenda

1. So, today I'm going to the Twilight movie!!!! I'm seriously freaking out right now because I'm sooooooooooo excited!!!

2. Tonight, I'm going to the Bellevue stake center for the vollyball championships!! I hope we'll win. FYI: it's for my YW. Wish us luck!

3. Tomorrow is my last day at Mattson. :( We're going to move and it was REALLY sudden. We always knew that our life up here in Wa. would be temporary, but I'm now sad that we have to go.

4. Okay, so my volleyball game is up in Bellevue. No problem. BUT, I have to get back in time to find the movie theater, and most likely wait in line to be on time for the movie. I'm really disapointed because I can't go to the Twilight party I was "invited" to. It kind of makes me wonder what the people were thinking when the planned the game. They SHOULD of thought this. Okay, volleyball championships between Young Women. Twilight movie release is Thursday night. Wait, we can't do it on Thursday because they have to get to the movie on time to see how beautiful the Cullen's really are. Let's do it Friday!!! That way nobody misses the parties their invited to and get to see the movie!!! Wow, I'm a genius!
Unfortunately, nobody thought like that.

Fabulous!!!!

Two of my best friends, Paula and Saya got a blog! I'm freaked out when they told me and I literally went bazerk (not sure how you spell that) Now I have blogging buddies and we can stay in touch when I move. Like I said before, FABULOUS!!!!

Aren't you glad?

The last post I have was in October, and it was the lamest post I have ever seen. You might be wondering, Why hasn't she done a post? Could she be dead, sick or just too busy? Well, for the truth, it is neither of these. The reason is, NO ONE READS MY BLOG!!!! Yes, it you're reading these than that is proof that people actually do read my blog. I don't know, I think I'm just JEALOUS of my mom. She gets comments, blog followers, and has a whole list of blogging buddies. It just seemed pointless to me to do something that no one knows that it exists. So for those of you that actually do read my blog thank you for listening to my chatter.