Why must you do that?

       Did any one else know that in Utah the teen pregnancy rate is four to five times higher than any state in the US? Hmmm? Seriously people. You are sixteen stinkin' years old. Why the crap do you have a baby?! So I want to tell you a little story of what happened today. When: approximately 12:54. (Yes, I'm totally a time nazi) Where: Pleasant Grove High School. (Odin hallway. That's right, I'm a hall nazi too)  So here I am, walking along, innocent little me of a mere fifteen years of age. While I walk I people watch. (seriously, who doesn't do that?) So I'm prancing along to the drudgery of Biology and I see this: A girl, maybe 16 or 17, holding a BABY. So I'm like "alright, okay. The chick has a baby."  And I think nothing of it. Ha. Like it's normal to have BABY in school. Whatevs. And then I hear this:

Girl that looks like a total punk with an earring on her face: "Where the *edited* are you taking my kid?"


Other chick holding BABY: "The bell rang I gotta go to class" (Psh. Cuz' normal people have babies in class all the time. What is wrong with people?!)


GTLLATPWAEOHF: "No you're *edited* not! I don't want my *edited* kid in there!!"

         At this point I'm in total shock because my naive mind is trying to process everything that just happened. Here's what I came up with; GTLLATPWAEOHF had a BABY. And she brought her said BABY to school. See why I was freaking out? Now I'm not going to judge peoples life decisions or habits. The only reason why I'm posting this is well, I basically had nothing else to say. BUT, I feel so bad for that child. I seriously wanted to take it away with me so he could be protected from everything. Protected from peoples dumb decisions to do things at the wrong time. And that's what I wanted to share today. Now any teens reading this. Please just....Be Safe. (literally)
                                                     That's (not) my life.

Pffffff!

Does any one know what that sound is? It's me. Blowing my nose. For the gazillionth time. I'm assuming that everyone has been sick before. Everyone has had to blow their nose and sneeze and cough and wear that smelly rubby stuff on your chest so you can breath during the night. Is it fun? I think not. No one likes it. Especially me. Seriously, it's bad enough that I have to go to school daily and be exposed to door handles and locker handles and stair rails. And air. So no wonder I get sick right? Everything is seriously germ infested. It's disgusting. But because of all the filth coating everything in this entire world, you get sick. And then I have to go back to the germ incubator and now be expected to do work. I'm miserable enough. For real. But I still have to go to school and work and sing and be expected to do my best at everything I do. But I'm sick. And I don't want to. But I do. And I have to use a marillion (you like that word huh? I just made it up) tissues because of the mucus coming out of my nasal cavity. Sounds fun eh? And...
                                                     That's my life.



Well, until I get better :)

Procrastination to the max

      Every adult (especially the parent kind) always assume that teenagers are "soooo Lazy" to save you all a trouble from acutally thinking about this matter I will just confirm this statement right now. Teenagers, are infact. Lazy. Not all. Definately not. A lot have jobs and work and yada yada yada. I had a job. A pretty spankin' good one too. I loafed it. But I simply moved away from it. Unfortunately, I have not had the good luck to get  new one. (or the energy to look for one. See? LAZY) Any who....but most teens are lazy. Sorry adolescents but you know 'tis true. Besides, what are you doing right now? On the computer reading this blog most likely procrastinating homework or some other treacherous sounding thing that you never have the "energy" to do. Dang, I'm right aren't I? Well, to show you all a bit into MY world of laziness and procrostination, I will now take you on a journey to some of the best websites to help you along your quest of being  being ne'er-do-wells.
        Dear Blank, Please Blank. Four little words. 20 letters and then a happy little dot com at the end and you have hours worth of procrastination to the max. Along with a few late assignments a couple undone chores and maybe a couple angry parents. No big deal right? WRONG. I am LAZY. I spend forever on this site. DAILY. It's disgusting. Wanna try it? Because I kinda think you do...Dear Blank Please Blank  You're welcome.

           And what's even more repulsive. There is more. Facebook. (I will choose to refrain from giving you the link to this because odds are, you have one. We all have the same problem here people) F my life. Hilarious. My life is average.  Totally Boss. (FYI: my life is average will totally make you feel normal and well....average. 'Tis quite grand) Now at this point, you might be shaking that little head of yours and totally ignore the fact that I could be lazy, well, newsflash. I am. Don't get me wrong, I do my homework and clean my house (quite regularly acutally...) and go outside for excercise and what not, but I do have a sluggish (yes I just used that word) side to me. Shocking? Shouldn't be. If you even want to see it, this is most likely what I look like while doing it:

Ooo. This is so addicting. Must. Stay on. Longer.

And in reality, I'm sure we all look like that sometimes. Half of you are in that same position, looking exactly like this. Right now. People today spend hours procrastinating and spending hours on a computer. I do. (Not that I'm proud) You're lazy. I'm lazy.

                                   That's my life.

P.S.  I typed this post when I was supposed to be doing my Algebra. Procrastination to the Max? I think yes.

Guess what?

I completely aware that absolutely no one reads this blog. Oh well. But whatever...I have decided to start writing/typing on it once again. Don't that sound grrrreat? But there is one bit of a problem....My life, is boring. So my posts will be (any guesses?) boring. Now won't this be a treat to read? Buuuuuuut. To make it spicy for every one to read I will actually talk about something today (Ooo what Mishae what?) Well my invisible and non-existant blog followers. One word. SHOES. I love them. I want more. Will I get more? No. BUT. Check out these babies:

Eh, Eh? You like?

You See them? You like them? I have them. And they are my favorite shoes in the world. For real. And they are super comfortable too. It's like a bowling shoe with a cute twist right? Any who....That will be all for my posts for probably a really long time today. I really hope that someone actually read this. For real? Just look how cute the shoe is? Wasn't it totally worth looking at? No? Oh well then. Too bad. And.....

                                                                That's my Life.

Braces

I need braces. Bet you didn't know that did ya? Well, in case you've noticed, (you kinda have to look for it) but, my smile is crooked. It doesn't even out, ever. To tell the truth I kinda want braces but whenever I tell someone that, they scream that I'm insane. My mom says that one day, I'll get them. But then, if I really do hate them, then I'll just have to be a fifteen year old wearing braces. Ugh. How utterly unattractive is that? So, if any of you want to try to help me to persuade her, go ahead. BUT it has to be AFTER March 28. I repeat AFTER!

Music

On my music, it has a song called "Jacob Black" Just to make things clear, I'm and EDWARD fan, NOT Jacob. I mean, Jacobs cute and all but Edward and Bella BELONG together. That's why I'm glad for "Breaking Dawn" because Jacob finally finds............someone else. (for all of you who haven't read "Breaking Dawn", I don't want to ruin, though I already have a little) I just think the song is funny!!!

20 Random things about me!!

I've decided to have you ALL get to know me alot better. Maybe I've changed since I've lived in Utah!


1. I have to have my toes painted at ALL times or I'll wear a non-show-toe kind of shoe.

2. I bite my nails.

3. When it's dark, I HATE going outside. If I'm dropped off or something, I'll run to the door.

4. I HATE it when people say "I'm hyper" If you're really THAT hyper to declare it, I think we know.

5. I hate big long narration in a book, I'll skip to the dialogue, and then have to go back and read it because I don't know what's going on.

6. My mom thinks that I have anxiety, because I worry what my brothers are doing bad ALL the time. But really, who knows?

7. I'm VERY flexible. I can do the splitz all three ways. ( yes infact there are three ways ) I can do backbends, back-walkovers, front-walkovers, lots of stuff.

8. I would rather be ugly and comfy then glitz and glamour and about to die of pain.

9. I have to cross my legs when I sit. Or sit criss cross. I just can't sit there with my legs dangling.

10. I HATE canned oysters.

11. I like just about any food. Except #10, obviously.

12. I wear a CTR ring all the time. One time I took it off and I couldn't handle it, I had to put it back on.

13. I'm a fast reader. I read two 200+ page books in the last two days. And it only took me about whole 24 hour day to finish Breaking Dawn.

14. I'm addicted to Orange juice and Sunkist. Don't ask me why, I don't know.

15. I LOVE shows like Bones, House and C.S.I.

16. I HATE movies like The Last of the Mohicans, and Braveheart.

17. It freaks me out when people eat things off the floor. You're own house, fine, go ahead. But somewhere else, I'd die.

18. I want to have a total of seven kids. Why, you ask? Don't know.

19. I would LOVE it if my hair stayed blonde. I LOVE blonde hair. And, CURLY hair. So...I wish I had Taylor Swift's hair.

20. I always wear my charm bracelet. I only has like two links that are actual charms, but I always wear it.

Well, aren't I random?

My new favorite song

It's kinda funny that out of my last five favorite songs, four of them have been by Taylor Swift. Anyhoo, my new favorite song, is ( drum-roll ) You belong with me. By, ( guess ) Taylor Swift. And, just to point out, my second favorite song is by Taylor as well. And what thats called is....Hey Stephen. They are both really good songs.

Hey Stephen link....here

You belong with Me...here

Utah

So I'm in Utah, staying w/ my grandma and grandpa who, are both fabulous!!! My new school is called Oak Canyon JUNIOR HIGH meaning there are NINTH GRADERS. Makes me miss Mattson a whole lot more. I found a few friends who seem nice ENOUGH. All in all, my new school is okay but I wish I was in Wa. At OCJH, we have a days and b days. Meaning we have four periods each day, and two different schedules. For A day I have, Drama, Pre-algebra, E-time, lunch, English, Keyboarding. E-time is an extra 30 minutes of the day to do your homework or watch a movie or any activity thats going on in the school. Not a pretty hard day right? For B day I have, Pe, Science, e-time, lunch, Cooking, Choir. So, most of you are probably wondering why I am not IN LOVE with my new school. I have mostly all fun classes.(which I do) But, a new school is not that fun when people are whispering about you and pointing at you. So, for all the people who don't do that I am very grateful for them and am happy that I found them. OCJH isn't ALL horrible, but, at this point have have WAY more friends at Mattson!! ( FYI, my first day was Monday)

My Agenda

1. So, today I'm going to the Twilight movie!!!! I'm seriously freaking out right now because I'm sooooooooooo excited!!!

2. Tonight, I'm going to the Bellevue stake center for the vollyball championships!! I hope we'll win. FYI: it's for my YW. Wish us luck!

3. Tomorrow is my last day at Mattson. :( We're going to move and it was REALLY sudden. We always knew that our life up here in Wa. would be temporary, but I'm now sad that we have to go.

4. Okay, so my volleyball game is up in Bellevue. No problem. BUT, I have to get back in time to find the movie theater, and most likely wait in line to be on time for the movie. I'm really disapointed because I can't go to the Twilight party I was "invited" to. It kind of makes me wonder what the people were thinking when the planned the game. They SHOULD of thought this. Okay, volleyball championships between Young Women. Twilight movie release is Thursday night. Wait, we can't do it on Thursday because they have to get to the movie on time to see how beautiful the Cullen's really are. Let's do it Friday!!! That way nobody misses the parties their invited to and get to see the movie!!! Wow, I'm a genius!
Unfortunately, nobody thought like that.